THE NO GOOD TERRIBLE NIGHT AT LORD ROSCELYNE VALOR LAURENT-EVANDER GARDINIER'S VAMPYRE LAIRE (ft. H.S. and Co.)
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux
venture into the scary castle on the hill and... fuckin. idk man. meet some vampires. kill a guy. drink some tea. i dont get paid enough for this.
a short vampire visual novel made as a joke in a week for a friend on tumblr. a joke that i put too much effort into.
(its my first time properly making something with ren'py, so comments are welcome! let me know if anything is broken ^u^)
MEET:
vampyr bloodedge- aptly named, and also seemingly seeking refuge from the pouring rain. the most normal of the four.
lord roscelyne valor laurent-evander gardinier- the out of touch vampire lord. insists on his full name being used, but no one listens.
darien- lord roscelyne valor lau- im not saying the whole thing. lord roscelyne's butler and most trusted confidant. always seems to know more than he lets on.
H.S.- the quiet vampire hunter thats found his way into the castle. he seems to want something from you, but you arent sure what....
FEATURING:
really bad bits that are only funny to me!
multiple endings!
uneven route balancing!
mid as hell writing?
the same background for every scene!
at least 4 lines of dialogue!
unused blush sprites?!
now get in there and talk to some vampires !!!!
Download
Install instructions
game executable should be VAMPIRECENTRAL.exe
Development log
- upload!34 days ago
Comments
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I loved it Vampyr is my favorite so yes, I will imagine the date he and the mc had was amazing (๑•́ u•̀) if you ever make another game joke or not, I will definitely play it :D
I think I got all the endings? One for each of them, plus one for none of them. I am definitely still giggling, and likely will be all afternoon.
it was funny lol. lord roscelyne valor laurent-evander gardinier my pookie